〇黒
　　SUMAHO （スマホ, sumaho, Japanese） Smartphone.
　　SAMURAI （侍, samurai, Japanese） Samurai.

〇ナイトクラブ
高橋「This party must not be destroyed...」
高橋「I don't know how many years and sacrifices-」
高橋「-we have made to get to this point.」
高橋「Sumaho Samurai... He is too dangerous.」
高橋（My only wish...）
高橋（My wife... My daughter...）
高橋（I'm sorry ... I gotta go ...！）

〇黒
　　In the myth...
　　We are...

〇ナイトクラブ
不良浪人「Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, help me, help me, help me！」
不法移民A「Oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God !!!!」
スマホ侍「You all will end up in hell！」
スマホ侍「Ask Enma for forgiveness！」
スマホ侍「You will regret having been born into this world！」
　　Driving a yellow cab that hurt my eyes,
　　Sumaho Samurai ran over the partygoers one by one.
　　With chic background music...
スマホ侍「My name is Sumaho Samurai！」
スマホ侍「I reap your lives at the behest of-」
スマホ侍「-the Normal High Command, Tokuyama・Skullfuck・Keiki！」
スマホ侍「I am the secret agent of BAKUFU！」
スマホ侍「I am the one-」
スマホ侍「-who sneaks around in the dark of night and condemns evil！」
　　He may be the true Warriors of the Warring States.

〇ナイトクラブ
　　As a side note,
　　I wonder if there are really people who have read this far..
　　If it were me and I was shown a sentence in English that-
　　-I couldn't understand,
　　I'd have snapped out of it and smashed my phone immediately.
　　I am very grateful that-
　　-you are willing to go along with this kind of prank.

〇ナイトクラブ
高橋「Wait for me, Sumaho Samurai！」
高橋「We have met here for the hundredth year！」
高橋「He will bury you and-」
高橋「-that demented-looking yellow car body！」
スマホ侍「I, too, am glad to slaughter you today...」
スマホ侍「I've been waiting for you... for this moment...!?」
　　Tension flared between Sumaho Samurai and Takahashi,
　　the two equals.
　　Sumaho Samurai stepped on the gas pedal.
　　The spinning tires made a high-pitched noise-
　　-and bit the ground.
　　Oh man...